Had a great new year's with family #2. So greatful for all the people who helped get me through 2010. Here's to 11 being Better!
I'm gonna punch 2011 right in the testicles! In the best possible way. Blim blam!
discovered last night that I have become Kimmy Gibbler...
is it a bad sign when your mom asks you if you could take a "mental health day" off from work?
choice this morning between "sex" and "super heroes." Super heroes, hands down.
find out today if I'm going to be an aunt or and uncle.
"50 years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"
yes, my nook is on my coffee table and my coffee table is wobbly. Is there any way you can help me with that nook related issue?
When good chapstick goes bad, next on "One Day With Chris." Blech!
Tomorrow is Australia day! Of course, in Australia it's already tomorrow and they're celebrating now... Conundrum.
Creative lightning is always followed by creative thunder, and both are important. Lightning may bring Frankenstein's monster to life, but thunder let's the villagers know something big is coming.
I don't talk ABOUT my stories until they're done. Judge it by what it becomes and what it IS when you read it, don't assume what it will be or compare to what you already know. Because reading and writing is and should be exciting!
you can never go wrong with hair pulling.
No one ever dies in Marvel comics. Unless you're Captain America's boyfriend...
when people ask, I'm going to liken my vacation to Empire Strikes Back when Luke goes into the cave.
Sadly, facebook will not let me list my relationship status as "It's Complicated" with "Your Mom." But know that the intent was there.
was at Seattle Grace Hospital."It's over. It's so over..." Feb 16th 2011
"that gum makes me feel like I need to be a ho"
Have you ever thought your shirt had snaps instead of buttons, and just pulled it open really quick. Then you have to sew on all those buttons...? Yeah, me neither.
King's Speech wins, and I make the closing overhead announcement at work. Coincidence? I think not.
"Take your 'inside pretty' and get outta here!"
Woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy. ok, that's a lie, I feel more like Usher, but it's close enough, right?
In a perfect world, the 84th annual Oscars would be hosted by my best friend and I.
something is howling outside, and I'm not 100% convinced that it's a coyote.
Today kids have to grow up in a world without the Brontosarus, and without Pluto as a planet. That's not a world I want to be part of.
today is National "get your undersized genitalia compensating truck out and drive 15 under" day. Apparently. Season's greetings.
I'm ravenous today... better pick up a preggo test on the way home. You never can be too sure.
to do this next week: find outfit and present for the Royal Wedding. Mow lawns. Begin birthday shindig planning. Easter Bunny-proof the house. Work. Take daughter to work. Put up Arbor Day decorations.
Kate Middleton tried to high-five me in the receiving line. I told her I'd start taking her Princess Points away if she didn't watch it.
Nixon did not land on the moon. Reagan did no tear down the Berlin wall. And no, Obama did not kill Bin Laden, any more than Bin Laden himself flew planes into our Towers. Along with the burden of responsibility, our leaders receive the glow of success.
But Doctor, I don't understand... I took three Cadbury Eggs for the nausea.
I think it should be perfectly acceptable, if not actually legally required, to call in if you dreamed about work all night.
Good news: I found a horcrux. It was in Barnes & Noble the whole time. The bad news is they're being mass produced for purchase, so we're probably all screwed.
"A zebra never forgets." "I thought an elephant never forgets... maybe I'm remembering it wrong."
I haven't had enough coffee for the rapture.
I need a house like the Muppets. A bunch of crazy people under one roof... Chickens everywhere, dance numbers, the Swedish chef.
I'm sorry, I can't find that book for you. But I CAN make lightsaber sounds with my mouth!
the Comfort Dental Amphitheatre is not filled with dental chairs. Making it neither comfortable or dental themed.
I don't think the Green Lantern spends a lot of time journaling
Chloie had puppies this morning! Oh wait, no she didn't, she just carried on as though she was birthing something...
Great, now I'm going to have to study and perfect the Voldemort hug...
"Doesn't Jane Austen die in the end of this book? Or Anne Frank... whatever her name was."
"sneak it behind the monkey"
Went and got a second library card yesterday & just realized they never asked for I.D. #BondJamesBond
"You mean like the fake sex we're having right now?"
it's kinda awkward wearing flip flops in a library.
speaking of wildebeest...
You mean they make pipes that DON'T blow bubbles?!
"Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don't be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve."
My dog expertly utilizes the hunting technique of tip toeing slowly toward the food bowl. As they do in the animal kingdom.
Zombies are in fact appropriate for almost every holiday. Except Thanksgiving?
You don't see enough Valentine's with "That's What She Said" incorporated in them
Just discovered what an aperitif is. How did I not hear of this before!?!
The first rule of writing fight scenes: don't talk about fight scenes. #editing
My Disney Blu-rays know it's raining. Two of them just told me. That's magic right there.
IT'S A TRAP! In the cloud city kinda way, not the Admiral Akbar kinda way.
Just typed "Pocahontas," "Tiana," and "Rapunzel" and basically my spell check's like: now you're just making crap up...
"Hot Chocolate With God" isn't he a little busy? -yeah, but "Jesus is Calling" so maybe he's free #BooksellerHumor
"Only the gentle are ever really strong."
Calling my Malfoy costume Potter, while in a bookstore, is like calling the Easter bunny Jesus while in a church.
"I'm trying to be helpful, you two are just being German"
Thanks for reading. I owe you 3 vlogs. They're on the way.
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